Hey friends aaj Sunday ke iss mubarak mauke par main aapko meri training mein hue incidents ki dastaan sunnana chahta hu.....Marketing ki dastaan......
Dosto ye summer training b kya cheez hai naa jine deti hai na marne deti hai.....summer ki sadi hui garmi mein Noida ki garam roads pe ek maasoom sa bachcha bhatak raha hai...gali dar gali.......company dar company.....appointment k liye tadpta hua....kahin pani naseeb nahi ho raha hai.....company mein entry nahi ho rahi....fir b bechara laga hua hai...uske saath uska ek partner jo sawaal bahut poochta hai......dono chale ja rahe hai.....uff ye garmi.....ye HCL wale conveynce charages b toh nahi de rahe hai.....ab kon baar baar auto kare isliye dono bechare paidal hi chale ja rahe hai.....Bina appointment koi company mein ghusne nahi de raha hai....
Toh aap hi batao yaar ye summers ki summer training achche se hamein train karne pe lagi hui hai...sham ko wapas ghar jakar ye hosh nahi rehta ke maine shocks nikaale h ya nahi bus dikhayi padta hai toh bed......uff ye garmi kambakht light ko bhi abhi jana tha....arey mar gaye....inverter se Fan toh chal raha hai par garam garam hawa......light aa jati toh kam se kam kuch der toh cooler chal jata toh chain aa jata.....ufff ye garmi......
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Location: HCL office- main aur mera telephone aksar call karne ki koshish karte iss company mein appointment milta toh ye hota..uss company mein appointment milta toh ye hota....fir directory mein No. dekhna aur muskara kar call milana fir udhar se kisi ka phone uthana aur mera ye bolna: " Hello Ma'am I am Atul Saini From HCL Infosystems Ltd. can I talk to......" Fir udhar se jawab aana k wo toh nahi 4-5 din baad milenge aur mere dil ka toot jana...yaaro aise hi baht saare jawab aate the....aur main call dar call phone ghumata rehta k kahi shayad koi toh mil jaye.....par haaye re meri kismat.....murge ki jaan chali gayi khane wale ko swaad b nahi aaya..matlab sab samjha diya par udhar se awaz aayi sorry we are not intersted....
Ab batao yaaro ye Marketing aur ye garmi dono k beech phans gaya bechara ek bchcha......
kuch toh ilaaz hona chahiye yaar
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